Well, I’m sure it’s no shocker to anyone, but I was broker than a joke today. I was also dying for a drink. I was starting to think about going out and finding some work to earn some extra cash, but right then my daughter walked in with this sucker. It was like a sign from above that I shouldn’t be doing any work. I knew he was a punk, one of those dudes from the suburbs that drives a car his parents bought him. When my daughter was on the phone, I took him to one of the side rooms. That’s when I told him that my daughter didn’t fuck for free. He was shocked, but didn’t complain. He took out his wallet and asked how much! He paid me way too much!
Anyways, you bonks should come visit Use My Daughter and help me get some more beer money.
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